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     Aug 16, 2007
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THE ROVING EYE

Highlights of the (not so) silly season
By Pepe Escobar

overlooked at the height of the European silly season. It may have been overlooked at the crowded beaches and restaurants charging 10 euros for an espresso, but it registered as a thunderstorm in financial circles in London, Paris, Frankfurt and Brussels. That was Beijing saying, with a heavy Mandarin accent: "Wise up, fella, or your credit is bust." Legions of desperate Americans are already frantically advising countrymen to get a



passport and stash some cash.

Foreign governments, institutions and individuals - most of them Asian, European and Arab - hold collectively more than $2 trillion of US paper. That's roughly 25% of the US national debt. China's central bank is more than ready to exchange a great deal of its gargantuan $1 trillion-plus in reserves for gold and oil.

The Bush-friendly "new Europe" of the current Sarkozy-Merkel vintage of course knows that voracious US Treasuries buyer China de facto controls US interest rates, so China literally pays for Bush's war on Iraq. "New Europe" also knows it's absolutely unlikely China would ever finance a Bush war on Iran - which would be a direct attack on Asia. More power thus to a negotiated European-brokered solution to the Iranian nuclear dossier.

A final solution?
It all goes back to the Middle East. The original plan in essence boiled down to borrowing from China to invade and occupy Iraq. Controlling a vital source of oil, Washington would then control the Beijing bull by the horns. The problem is the Bush administration has (mis)managed to control virtually nothing in Iraq, while China can always get the oil it needs from somewhere else (Iran, Kazakhstan, Venezuela, anywhere in Africa). So the winner of the war on Iraq is ... Halliburton.

Iran meanwhile insists on doing nothing to improve its public relations. This may not necessarily emanate from the clerical establishment: it is clearly linked to President Mahmud Ahmadinejad and his Republican Guard gang ensconced in key ministries. A new, violent wave of internal repression is on, including arbitrary arrests of students and unionized workers, bleak warnings on state TV, and even a stoning related to an adultery case.

The current hardcore crackdown on pernicious Western influence has included forbidding women to ride bicycles. More seriously, Emadeddin Baghi - one of the great contemporary Iranian intellectuals - has been condemned to three years in jail, accused of "actions against national security" and "propaganda in favor of regime opponents". The Elysee Palace - home of King Sarko the First, as he is known by diehard French monarchists - has expressed its "serious preoccupation" with the affair. No "serious preoccupation" has been expressed toward waves of paperless immigrants now equaled under new Sarko police rules to delinquents and even criminals - including many Chinese as well as those African chaps selling mini-towers in front of the Eiffel Tower.

I had the honor of interviewing Baghi for Asia Times Online in September 2005 in Tehran (The humanist reformer). His "actions against national security" and his "propaganda in favor of regime opponents" consist in running an apolitical non-governmental organization to defend prisoners' rights. In his last e-mail to friends in Europe and the United States (should we all be pursued by an Islamic court and go to jail as well?), Baghi said he is "ready to pay the price even in prison".

The whole of Baghdad, meanwhile, already languishes in prison - a gulag at 53 degrees Celsius with no water and electricity. An ATol reader from California, born in the Middle East, has come up with as good a definitive solution as any to the oil and water wars in the region. Instead of moving millions of Shi'ites and Sunnis to a "Shi'iteistan" and a "Sunnistan", he suggests moving all Iraqis to Israel, and all Israelis - including Likud Party members - to Iraq, and rename the new country "Likudstan", with an adjacent body of water (the Likud Gulf) with its own Brookings Institution.

"The big bonus for all of us," he writes, is that "Likudstan (formerly Israel) will be Iran's next-door neighbor; it will be much easier to ask the Likudies to drop nukes on Iran. We don't even have to send brother [Donald] Rumsfeld to supply them with weapons of mass destruction, since the Likudies are self-sufficient." Maybe Iraq-war-eraser Sarko could discuss this one with Bush the next time they meet under a Chinese-owned Eiffel Tower.

Pepe Escobar is the author of Globalistan: How the Globalized World is Dissolving into Liquid War (Nimble Books, 2007). He may be reached at pepeasia@yahoo.com.

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